I could go for some rough sex and a large pizza.

College students can now get microsoft office for free

hoodjab:

rabbrakha:

melthemuslim:

Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.

GOD BLESS.

I PAYED UGH. REBLOGGING TO SAVE U GUYS SOME MORE GAS MONEY

(via yuukamoonchild)

You find out years later that a person you loved, loved someone else for more than half of your relationship. Sick feels.

It’s 6 am. I’m at work still. And I love to eat pussy. These are all facts.

I want to be thin… not because I think it’ll make me attractive, but because I want to be able to wake up every morning and not feel like a slob, and have motivation to leave my house and experience everything the world has to offer me.

But instead, I wake up every morning/afternoon and try to convince myself that getting out of bed is worth my time…

taylordark0 asked:
I can't reply privately on mobile for some reason but you shoulda said hi!! I wouldn't of been weirded out or anything lol.

Well maybe if it happens again. The train was pretty packed per usual anyways. It would have involved me pushing people out of the way.

Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously ask you one thing they want to know about you.

larrydavidofficial:

my entire life

(Source: nobodylikespete, via jokesonyou)

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