Hi, I'm Matt. I'm 24 and from Massachusetts.
Work - Gf - Hockey - Xbox.
I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage
"I did my time" damn straight
- baby: nnn..n-nn
- Dad: are you trying to say no?
- baby: nnNNEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
Can I just eat pussy for a living?
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life
This makes me a happy Irish man
someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live
no really, it’s in construction
it’s coming along nicely
they put up the flags
Where the hell is this?! I demand to know!